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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Uh Oh Dillinger's Been Watchin Porn Again

Yeah yeah yeah I've been watching porn again.
I'm actually sick....been battling the flu tooth and nail pound for pound for the last week now.
I've watched every new episode for the newest seasons of CSI:Miami, CSI:NY, NCIS and I've sunk to NCIS: Las Angeles when I swear I never would of. I've watched fricken Hannah Montana.
Do you know what! Back to Back Hannah does to you? trust me you don't want to know.
I've got a penchant for British Porn.
I decided to Indulge in a small portion of the newest Sweeney Flick.
Apparently poor Detective Investigator Sweeney has been Kid Napped by his horny nemisis from the storm. I watch it in true Dillinger Fashion with Gummies, Ice Cream, and a glass of Milk since I didn't want Soda. Ofcourse I only made it a few minits into the flick before I ejaculated. Ofcourse when Dillon and Ross made that movie. I doubt they had pictured a guy throwing up 5 minits into the movie as an ejaculation.
Moral of the story.
Dillon+ Ross+ Various Junk food+ Plus sleep loss+ the flu = Disaster.
That being said...who was the stylist I want Ross' outfit.
Not to mention my ears are somewhat plugged. I kept hearing Ross say Sweetie and not Sweeney.

8 comments:

Stan said...

Here's hoping you feel better soon!
I haven't been sick like that with the flu in years. They can shove that flu vaccine that "they" are trying to scare everyone into getting. It's amazing how folks buy into the propaganda like lemmings off a cliff....GERONIMO!

Melissa Bradley said...

I'm sorry to hear you're feeling so bad. I hope you get better really soon. Take care, my friend and have a great weekend.

Dillinger said...

I got the vaccine free, Not to mention I've already got respitory drama from having asthma so I tend to ere on the side of caution.
I used get alot more when I was a kid I'd average 2-3 months of sick time.
Now I might get 1 or 2 bad colds a couple mild ones and the standard i'm sick but I can still do my day to day dealings.
awww you guys loves me.

Thonnibg said...

Get better soon,Dill!

SO you ejaculated to gay porn?Mhm

Dillinger said...

Yeah threw up my chicken soup! Plus any of the candy and junk I ate in the first few minits.

Rex said...

Great reviews of the programming your sickness has brought you to... hope you are feeling better soon

Dillinger said...

It's not the first time I've dabbled with it Rex.
It's something I'll watch maybe thrice in a year.
I generally watch it like a person would watch Will and Grace or something of that nature.
But eh what evers.

Kristie~ said...

I love love love the blog btw. Sorry I haven't been around and soooo sorry you have been sick. I don't think that Ross would be happy that your only ejaculation was vomit. LMAO