To much hair not enough hair? This has Stan all over it

Everyone knows Stan seems to get off fuzzy wuzzy was a bears. Today I finally got back on the ice after a week of being away. My skate blade touching Ice again was almost an orgasim waiting to happen. Well my ice hockey has nothing to really do with this blog and everything to do with.
Seeing as I'm just getting off of the flu. I was far more lathargic during ice time and gearing down post-practice. I took my time in the shower room more like stood under the water. Letting it warm me up. Which means I was in thier for the next team coming in to gear up for thier game.
Some Goalies take showers pre-game ( Cold Ones) to reduce thier Body temps for the game. Your under far more gear and it sometimes helps. This one guy I'm assuming was a goalie. Get this....told me I was to Hairy!
Irony when I heard this the first thing that came to mind was Poor Stan having a coronary over that statement.
Now I know I haven't man scaped since the summer and the southern forrest is a little less tamed. But to Hairy it was friggen absured I wanted to know what the guy was checkin out.
I definatly didn't have chest hair when I left the house. Except the two short straw ones I've been plagued with by my right nipple. I definatly did not sprout a thick beard. Heck It'd take me 4 months to grow a 5 o'clock shadow to be proud of. My leg and arm hair is what a light Dusting.
According to Stan, I'm probably a plucked Chicken.
Indeed Stan I thought of you in my shower.